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[Pay2C1]

It would be nice to have a joke topic. I realize this would have to be a higher screened area and some ground rules as far as content, but things like this need somewhere to go !!
A-A (this is your brain !)
A-7 (this is your brain on drugs!!)
7-2 (this is your brain on tilt !!!)

[elsnerclose]

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.

"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."

[Deneil]

LMFAO man thats funny.

[Herman]

i got a better one

Princess DIana and Dolly Parton are at the pearly gates. St Peter said there was only room for one of them in heaven and they had to impress him. Dolly went first. She took off her top and rubbed her big breasts in his face. St Peter was impressed.
Now it was princess Diana's turn. She began to douche. St Peter announced "Contest Over Diana wins"

"How is her douching better than me putting my breasts in your face:

St Peter replied, "Sorry Dolly, but everyone knows a royal flush always beats a big pair"




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[Deneil]

LMFAO, I love that one.

[pusaqall]

Hahaha.. I really can't stop laughing with these jokes. I will share it with friends while playing poker.